WTF Picture Of The Day #6

WTF Picture Of The Day #5

WTF Picture Of The Day #4

WTF Joke Of The Day #32

Bhikari: Hello Pizza hut? 
Operator: Yes Pizza Hut. 
Bhikari: 3 large pizzas, 6 chicken wings and 2 bottles of pepsi. 
Operator: Kis Ke naam pe bhejhu sir? 
Bhikari: ALLAH ke naam pe bhej de baba!

WTF Joke Of The Day #31

Question: If Jackie Chan's mother-in-law was kidnapped, who'd bring her back?
Answer: Vicks Vaporub. Kyunki Vicks Vaporub lautaye "Chain Ki Saas".

WTF Joke Of The Day #30

Question: What would Dharmendra tell Hema Malini if he wants her to give him a call? 
Answer: Ring De Basanti!

WTF Joke Of The Day #29

Question: Why are bald men generally considered unpatriotic? 
Answer: Kyunki woh "Baal-i-dan" nahi kar sakte!

WTF Joke Of The Day #28

Question: Which President of India has had the worst sense of humor? 
Answer: APJ (A PJ) Abdul Kalam

WTF Joke Of The Day #27

Question: What song did the new Kurkure pack sing for Juhi Chawla? 
Answer: "Tedha" Hone Laga Hoon.

WTF Joke Of The Day #26

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai - Love your friends.
Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham - Love your parents. 
Kal Ho Na Ho - Love your neighbours.
Kaal - Love your tigers.
Kabhi Alvida Na Kehna - Love others' wife. 
Dostana - FINALLY Karan Johar got to the point.

WTF Joke Of The Day #25

Question: How can you do your part in saving the world today? 
Answer: By saving a few wallpapers of Cheerleaders. You see, Save the Cheerleader. Save the world.

WTF News Of The Day #5

From TOI: "Kim Sharma is upset that her social networking account has been hacked. Moreover, what upsets her THE MOST is that she's lost her online farm, which she built with hard work and dedication."


WTF?!

WTF News Of The Day #4

From TOI: "Shoaib Malik and his brother demand Foolproof security from the police for the function in Pakistan." 
If the security would indeed be 'Foolproof' as demanded, I've a feeling neither him nor his brother would be allowed to enter.

WTF Joke Of The Day #24

Question: If bollywood actresses were to play cricket, which actress would always be dismissed while running between the wickets? 
Answer: Kangana "Run-Out"

WTF Joke Of The Day #23

Question: What do you call a Cow that can dance? 
Answer: Guidance.

WTF Joke Of The Day #22

Question: What does A.C.P Pradyuman tell Daya after they find a dead body with cornflakes thrown over it?
Answer: "Daya, yeh kaam kisi CEREAL killer ka lagta hai."

WTF Joke Of The Day #21

Question: Shahrukh Khan & Salman Khan can't see eye to eye. Definitely, SRK's pissed with him. Why? 
Answer: Kyunki everyone's saying "DARR ke aage JEET hai".

WTF Joke Of The Day #20

Question: Three cockroaches were crossing the road. Suddenly one of them saw a poster of the Ranbir-Katrina starrer 'Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani' and started singing "Tera Hone Laga Hoon". As soon as he did this, the other two cockroaches next to him died instantaneously. Why?? 

Answer: Because the song is a HIT! :D

WTF Joke Of The Day #19

Question: What do you call a movie based on two 'almost famous' cricketers, sharing the same second name, talking to each other over the phone? 


Ans: Murali Kartik Calling Dinesh Kartik.

WTF Joke Of The Day #18

Question: A Man regularly visits a massage parlour and always insists that his favourite masseuse take care of him. He slowly falls in love with her and one day, tells her about it. She admits that she loves him too and they get married, and live happily ever after. A producer decides to make a movie about this. What is it called? 


Answer: RUB ne bana di jodi!

WTF Joke Of The Day #17

Question: Why has Ekta Kapoor been sentenced to death? 
Answer: Because she is a Serial Killer.

WTF Joke Of The Day #16

Question: A Lion goes out pubbing. He returns to his house late night and cannot find his keys and is locked out. What would you call this situation? 
Answer: "Sherlock Holmes"

WTF Joke Of The Day #15

Question: Once upon a time, in a land far far away, there lived two sisters: Sada & Ada. They visited a mine to find some diamonds. Sada had just a shovel with her but Ada had sophisticated mining tools. Yet, Sada found a diamond but Ada didn't. Why? 
Answer: Kyunki "Heera Hai Sada Ke Liye"!

WTF News Of The Day #3

M.S Dhoni (At the presentation post the KKR bashing in IPL-III) - "When i stop at the RED LIGHT AREAS in Chennai, people talk to me in tamil. They love me."
I guess that's where he's been losing all his Maxx Mobiles.
To see the actual video, Click here.

WTF Joke Of The Day #14

Question: How do Sadhus resist temptation all their life? 
Answer: By chanting "Ohm" continuously. More the number of Ohms in series, More is the resistance.

WTF Joke Of The Day #13

Question: Why did Kings XI, Punjab perform very well on some days and were outright hopeless on others during IPL-III? 
Answer: Because their coach was very "Moody".

WTF Joke Of The Day #12

Question: What would the movie LSD actually stand for if it was made by a Gujarati director? 
Answer: "Love, Sex aur Dhokla"

WTF Joke Of The Day #11

Question: Ek baar ek daaku ko apni banduk se bahut pyaar hota hai, to the extent that ek din woh ussey mangalsutra pehna kar shaadi kar leta hai. Iske baad woh bahut famous ho jaata hai aur duur-duur se log uski puja karne aate hai. Why? 


Answer: Because he now becomes Gunpati!

WTF Joke Of The Day #10

Question: One day, Mickey Mouse and Donald Duck were having an argument. Things got heated up and they got into a physical fight, during which Donald ended up throwing Mickey on a wall. Mickey got up and immediately started writing Ramayana. Why? 


Answer: Because he became WallMickey!

WTF Picture Of The Day #3

The guys at www.cricinfo.com sure have a twisted sense of humour.

In any case, Yuvraaj seems to be having a good time. Least he deserves after the Queens XI's, er, Kings XI's nothing-short-of-an-epic-disaster IPL III outing. Yes, it was an even bigger disaster than Prince. and that's saying a lot.

WTF Joke Of The Day #9

Director (explaining the scene to the Heroine): Tumhari izzat lootne chaar gunde aayenge. Phir Hero aakar tumhe bachayega.
Heroine: Who's the Hero?
Director: Emraan Hashmi. 
Heroine: Aur mujhe ussey kya tumhara Baap bachane aayega?


P.S: Please find attached a picture of Emraan Hashmi growing up attached herewith.

WTF Joke Of The Day #8

Question: How would you greet the girl who serves you breakfast in the office?
Answer: 'Nashta' La Vista Baby!

WTF Joke Of The Day #7

Question: How old was Ranbir Kapoor's character, Prem in the movie "Ajab Prem Ki Gajab Kahani"?
Answer: 12 Years. He was very explicitly stating that in the movie, even singing about it at one point, "TERAH hone laga hoon!"

WTF Joke Of The Day #6

Question: Which is the favorite brand of soap for hit-and-run drivers in India? 
Answer: "Mar-go"

WTF Joke Of The Day #5

Question: Which would be Google's favourite place in Chennai? 
Answer: 'Chrome'pet

WTF Joke Of The Day #4

Question: Itni garmi mein aam kaise milenge? 
Answer: Simple. Follow the women. Cause wherever women go, Man goes. Hence, Mangoes. 

WTF Joke Of The Day #3

Question: Why does Hashim Amla have a connection to Kerala?
Answer: Because he likes to remain on Strike most of the time.

WTF Picture Of The Day #2

Facebook has always revolutionized and led from the front. Sample this path-breaking advertisement on my Facebook page.

I only wish they'd hired this guy to play President Obama in "My Name Is Khan". Honestly, the one they did hire, looked more like Will Smith. I hope Karan Johar realises that just because someone's colored does NOT qualify him to play Obama.

WTF Picture Of The Day #1

Apparently ALL of Mayawati's statues, across the state of Uttar Pradesh, have her holding a handbag. If this is not WTF worthy material, what is?

WTF News Of The Day #2

What we all feared is Indeed TRUE. 
James Cameron's Avatar has been blatantly copied from our own Rajesh Khanna's Avtaar (1983). 
Here's the proof. Sigh.

WTF Joke Of The Day #2

Question: When do you know that you've been cheated?
Answer: When you buy a Tiger Woods DVD titled "My 18 Holes" and turns out that it's about Golf.

WTF Joke Of The Day #1

Question: Why should you slap the Tata Sky salesman?
Answer: Because "Usko Laga Daala, Toh Life Jinga La La!"

WTF News Of The Day #1

After the stupendous success of Avatar on the international circuit, Director James Cameroon has signed on the awe-fuckin-some, I-can-kick-your-ass-and-still-dance-in-yellow-pants actor Vijay for the Tamil remake. Here's the proof.