Question: Once upon a time, there was a lion. He was strong and fearless, but he was very ugly. Everyone feared him, but no lioness would love him. One day he found a rabbit who promised the lion that if the lion let him live, he would make him very hot. The rabbit asked the lion to sit on a rock. The lion did so, and instantly became very hot. How?
Answer: Because when he sat on the rock, i.e stone, he became "Sharon Stone".
WTF Joke Of The Day #34
Question: Kailash Kher has a friend named Gopal. But he always ends up calling him Opal and someone around them dies. Why?
Answer: Because Kailash Kher sings "Tere naam se G loon, Tere naam se mar jaun."
Answer: Because Kailash Kher sings "Tere naam se G loon, Tere naam se mar jaun."
WTF Joke Of The Day #33
Question: Which Geometrical shape has the most potential to be rich?
Ans: Cone. Because "Cone" banega Crorepati.
Ans: Cone. Because "Cone" banega Crorepati.